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Strange things are afoot in the sleepy town of Cedar Creek, CA, my friends.

More and more people have been coming forward, in the last few months, to report sightings of and interactions with weird, wonderful and downright worrying critters, creatures and creations.

Some seem curious, some are aggressive, some flee from sight. But they all evade explanation and often defy description; they may bear some passing visual or behavioural resemblance to beasts from our own reality, but they are not, despite their presence here, our natural neighbours.

And so there is only one conclusion to draw: these beings come to us from a place that is not here, somewhere beyond the veil of conscious human awareness. Drawn here, perhaps by forces that they themselves do not, or can not, understand, but which we must identify and bring under control before it is too late.

It is my hope to use this humble webpage to document, distribute and divulge the eerie events experienced by the unsuspecting public of Cedar Creek, CA. Perhaps by collating the data and crunching the numbers, we will be able to see a pattern in the noise, to determine the origin of these weird, wonderful and worrying incidents and individuals.

And so I must ask each and every one of you, my friends, to remember this simple yet urgent duty:

If you see something weird, say something weird.

Yours ever vigilant,

- The Watchman